The manatee
is a
lumbering
docile
creature.

Stonehenge

"Stonehenge, where the demons dwell
Where the banshees live and they do live well,
Stonehenge, where a man is a man and the children dance to
the pipes of pan.
Stonehenge, 'tis a magic place where the moon doth rise with a dragon's face,
Stonehenge, where the virgins lie
And the prayer of devils fill the midnight sky.
And you my love, won't you take my hand
We'll go back in time to that mystic land
Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow
I will take you there
I will show you how" - from Spinal Tap

DROOG REPORT BEATS LONDON ODDSMAKERS

***AP LOS ANGELES TUESDAY 1:43PM PACIFIC***
Droog Report publishes 6th posting, beating Ladbrokes 20-1 odds. "Left Bank Press" recently reported the launch of The Droog Report. They noted that the London oddsmakers were certain the new blog wouldn't make it past 3 postings. It's obvious now that The Droog Report will not stop. It can't stop. It's rumored that Ladbokes is already considering favorable odds for the Droog Report in its race with Left Bank for most readers. The Left Bank Press staff was unavailable for comment.

Let Your Game Speak

"So, the next time you're out working on your game and they pass you the rock, don't just take it to the hole. Take it to the next level. Don't just bend rims. Bend expectations. Let them see you and feel you and by the very virtue of your love, the truth in your game, they will hear you. Let your game speak."